What’s the deal with me?

What’s the deal with me?

I work for you for * No Money

How is that?

I’m old (61) and although I have a variety of skills, I’m practically unemployable because of my age.
The government recognises this and gives me enough money to live on each fortnight so a roof and food are taken care of although if  I earn any actual money, The Government imposes an extraordinary burden of hassle and paperwork on me

I like to make a contribution to the world and I like to practice my skills.

That might be useful for you, have a chat with me, I prefer working with people, to working for large businesses.

I would be thrilled to design and produce¬† a nice poster for the kid’s birthday party.